"A whole new speed of hero" -- what?
The first Sonic the Hedgehog movie poster was today released and fans are, well, terrified.
And by “terrified” we mean in pretty much every sense — that Sonic’s a mutated looking dude, that he’s oddly muscular, that the movie’s tagline makes little sense… and, ultimately, that these are all bad omens for the film itself.
You can check out the poster in full below:
What do you think of Sonic, above? Are you missing his gloves? His dumpy proportions? The fact that he used to look cute and not intimidating?
The internet’s not crazy about the makeover:
guys we can't use sonic's actual design in a movie it would look weird pic.twitter.com/HUSCaz1Y6q
— The Great Lange (@GreatLange) December 10, 2018
That moment when a fucking car insurance ad shows Sonic in live action better than the Hollywood movie. pic.twitter.com/A8XlPWtmmQ
— Josh | A Winning Can! (@AWinningCan) December 10, 2018
look at what happens when you brighten sonic's face on the Sonic the Hedgehog poster pic.twitter.com/UV78cLMWj9
— Steve Zaragoza of The Valleyfolk (@stevezaragoza) December 10, 2018
The Sonic the Hedgehog movie is expected in 2019.