The first Sonic the Hedgehog movie poster is pure nightmare fuel


"A whole new speed of hero" -- what?

The first Sonic the Hedgehog movie poster was today released and fans are, well, terrified.

And by “terrified” we mean in pretty much every sense — that Sonic’s a mutated looking dude, that he’s oddly muscular, that the movie’s tagline makes little sense… and, ultimately, that these are all bad omens for the film itself.

You can check out the poster in full below:

What do you think of Sonic, above? Are you missing his gloves? His dumpy proportions? The fact that he used to look cute and not intimidating?

The internet’s not crazy about the makeover:

The Sonic the Hedgehog movie is expected in 2019.