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Cyberpunk 2077 Guide: Where to find Sir John Phallustiff dildo club

Beat up your enemies in the crudest way possible.

Cyberpunk 2077 is out now, and we’re working on a series of guides to get you the best (or weirdest) cars and weaponry in-game. Today’s guide is all about the Sir John Phallustiff one-handed club (aka vibrating dildo).

To obtain the weapon, you’ll need to progress through the story to the point where you’ve completed The Heist. Ideally, you’ll also side with Meredith Stout of Militech.

Days later, you can text Meredith and flirt to set up a sexual encounter at the No-Tell Motel. If successful, she’ll propose a liason in room 6, setting up a mission called Venus in Furs. Head there, do the deed and the Sir John Phallustiff dildo club (dealing 451.0 DPS) will be waiting for you on the bed after you’ve finished.

If you’d rather work off a video, one’s below. We age-gated it because, you know, you’re waving a dildo around.

Cyberpunk 2077 is available now on Windows PC, Xbox One and PS4.

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