The most expensive item for pre-order at EB Games is really weird

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EB Games sells a lot of loot alongside actual games – some of it cool, much of it garbage – but I didn’t expect to come across the most expensive item currently available for pre-order at $948 during a casual browse this morning. Yes, we’re talking close to $1,000 for a novelty item.

I omitted the three upcoming consoles – the Nintendo NX, PlayStation 4 Neo and Xbox Project Scorpio – because none have been properly unveiled and therefore carry guesswork $999 placeholder prices that aren’t indicative of what you’ll actually pay. I’m talking confirmed R.R.P.

If you have a spare $948 lying around, come September 30, you can treat yourself to an Assassin’s Creed Syndicate – Jacob Frye Premier Scale Statue. A little digging reveals “premier scale” means 42 centimetres high; for nearly a grand, it’s not that impressive. Still, if you’ve got to have the very best loot money can buy at EB Games, this is it.

Yet, I can’t overlook the fact such expensive merchandise has been released almost a year after the game it’s promoting. It seems especially odd for an annual franchise that’s finally been given a highly deserved year off. Nevertheless, the hand-finished polystone piece is rare with only 500 available. This is the same tactic Wide World of Sports uses to get you to buy a $700 Nathan Lyon portrait every year during the cricket — it’s not really of interest, until Mark Taylor mentions it’s limited (to the number they can sell before releasing another version the next year).

 

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It’s way more expensive than anything else

To put this into context, the next two most expensive pre-order items at EB Games are a double dose of upcoming hardware.

The next most costly item, for $350 less, is the 2TB Xbox One S Limited Edition Gears of War 4 bundle for $599.

Below that is a pre-order for the undated second shipment of PlayStation VR at $550 — we don’t actually know when you’ll get that (apparently before the end of the year).

The most expensive collector’s edition for an upcoming game is the Titanfall 2 Vanguard SRS edition for $430. It comes with a helmet replica and a scarf; but is it just me, or is that an insane price to pay for something to sit on your shelf? You can get a 500GB Xbox One S, just released, for less than that ($399). Although, I must confess to never being much of a collector.

Why am I bothering to make a note of this? Frankly, I found it hilarious. It caught me by surprise. I never thought I would find an odd, year-late, collector’s item so much more expensive than a limited edition console or VR headset at EB Games, and yet here we are.

Does anyone actually buy things like this at such exorbitant prices?