Apex Legends porn parody already available, because of course

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What an uninspired name.

Apex Legends has only been available for a month and a half, but that’s not stopped a porn company from making an Apex Legends porn parody.

The parody is, rather unimaginatively, called “Ass Sex Legends” and stars parodied versions of Wraith, Mirage (pity, we figured he was gay) and Pathfinder, called Gapeth, My Rod and Penisfinder respectively. The latter character has a fleshlight for a head. Yep.

If you’re of-age and keen to check it out, don’t let us stop you — it’s NSFW of course, and located here.

If you’re not so much into the porn itself but loving a good pun, we ask you this: what title would YOU give an Apex Legends porn parody?

Apex Legends is out now on Windows PC, Xbox One and PS4. The game’s first season, Wild Frontier, has just kicked off alongside new character Octane.