Conan Exiles won’t have floppy penises on Xbox One, but may feature breasts
7 Mar 2017   Home » News » Conan Exiles won’t ... Share

Conan Exiles won’t have floppy penises on Xbox One, but may feature breasts


Well, that's not fair.

Conan Exiles — a game known for its ridiculous, floppy penises —  won’t feature them in its Xbox One release.

Developer Funcom made the confirmation at GDC, according to DualShockers, saying Xbox One players won’t have the same “freedom” as on PC.

While Funcom’s Joel Bylos said penises are “not gonna fly,” partial nudity may feature in the game. Bylos believes its partial nudity setting — with breasts on display and genitals covered by loincloths — might pass Microsoft certification.

The PC version of Conan Exiles, available now on Steam Early Access, allows players to turn nudity off or use the partial nudity scenario described above in place of full nudity.

Conan Exiles will head to the Xbox Game Preview Program sometime in Q3 2017, followed by a full retail release on Windows PC, Xbox One and PS4 in 2018.

Steve Wright

Steve Wright

Steve's a Canadian-Australian gay gaming geek, freelance journalist, owner of this very site, ice hockey player and fan. Husband to Matt and cat dad to Wally.