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The Diversion: Your penis must be this big to buy a PlayStation Vita

23 Jul 2014
Steve Wright

Well, okey-dokey.

Kotaku today reports (via translation) that a new Japanese PlayStation Vita ad basically requires children to have a big ‘ol adult penis before they can play with the… handheld.

Did you think we were going to say the other thing? Eww. Gross.

https://youtu.be/I7m7ttIjXTo

The ad’s narrator says the Vita isn’t for “grade schoolers”.

What do you think of the ad: harmful or harmless?

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Steve Wright

Steve's the owner and Editor-in-Chief of Stevivor.com, the country’s leading independent video games outlet. Steve arrived in Australia back in 2001 on what was meant to be a three-month working holiday before deciding to emigrate and, eventually, becoming a citizen.

Stevivor is a combination of ‘Steve’ and ‘Survivor’, which made more sense back in 2001 when Jeff Probst was up in Queensland. The site started as Steve’s travel blog before transitioning over into video games.

Aside from video games, Steve has interests in hockey and Star Trek, playing the former and helping to cover video games about the latter on TrekMovie.com. By day, Steve works as the communications manager of the peak body representing Victorians as they age.