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This Witcher 3 ‘Geralt in the bath’ cake is life

A Melbourne man has celebrated his birthday with an epic cake that depicts The Witcher 3’s Geralt in the bath.

“So my partner made this birthday cake for me,” Mark said on Twitter, showing the impressive cake (slash piece of art) off.

The cake is anatomically correct too, so perhaps we should advise that the images below are a little NSFW? Scroll down at your own peril.

Needless to say, Mark and his family made short work of the cake. It looks like Geralt finally met his match.

No amount of sword oil will fix that, eh?

If Geralt in the bath is your thing, Polygon recently reported that Dark House will sell a statue of the situation — release date on that is still to be determined.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is available now on Windows PC, Xbox and PS4. Oh, and happy birthday, Mark!


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