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The Diversion: Your penis must be this big to buy a PlayStation Vita

Well, okey-dokey.

Kotaku today reports (via translation) that a new Japanese PlayStation Vita ad basically requires children to have a big ‘ol adult penis before they can play with the… handheld.

Did you think we were going to say the other thing? Eww. Gross.

https://youtu.be/I7m7ttIjXTo

The ad’s narrator says the Vita isn’t for “grade schoolers”.

What do you think of the ad: harmful or harmless?

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